December 2009
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Today when I was driving home from work after controlling some serious action a police car drove past me and I immediately slow down…as you do Then I thought: man it would suck being a policeman because everyone would always go 10km slower then they need to around you, meaning you have to go slow too Then I realized that wasn’t actually my thought and I’d read it on...
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Is it weird that I actually enjoy getting new underwear and socks for Christmas now? They’re just so comfy!
Dec 25th
Rain
Running water Activates cold weather Initiates a day off work for me Never fails to make me sleepy I remember the good old days of acrostic poems and the days when they defined ‘poetry’ for me. This is one a wrote in approximately 10 seconds and will probably now win a Pulitzer Then you will say ‘I read that on Tumblr…sick’ Merry Boxing Day everyone The day...
Dec 25th
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Dec 9th
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I like to drink water whilst wearing my retainer. Is that weird?
Dec 9th
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Dec 2nd
“‘I’m Sorry’ ‘Why Clark, It’s not your...”
– Smallville…probably the least subtle show ever
Dec 2nd